Monday, July 16, 2012

What I Learned From Animals

"Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If you can't eat of play with it, just pee on it and walk away"



Animals make complex things simple.  Humans make simple things complex.  After years of being around animals, I have come to the conclusion that life would be a little easier if we just take advice from animals.

1. Almost any place can be used to take a nap.

  • Just look at all the random places cats and dogs end up sleeping in your house.  Guarantee more than half the spaces are NOT in their beds.

2. Cheap toys can be as entertaining as it's expensive counterpart.

  • Grab a piece of paper and throw it at your cat.  Grab a stick and watch your dog as you throw it.

3. When in trouble let people know.

  • Have you ever known an animal to not yell out when it's stuck?

4.  You want something?  Go for it!

  • You show a dog a treat and then hide it.  Have you ever seen a dog give up?
5. If anyone ticks you off, don't be afraid to let them know.
  • My two cats are never afraid to smack each other if the other one is in the way.
6. Always make time for play.
  • When does a dog not want your attention....and that tennis ball in your hand?
7. Never let a disability get in your way.
  • At the shelter we have multiple tripods (3 legged cats), one born without an eye, and one who's deaf.  I haven't seen any of them let that stop them from playing with the others.
8. If you want someone's attention, let them know.
  • My lap is the official  I-want-to-be-pet-now spot
9. Don't be afraid to run from danger.
  • Animals hear loud noises, the majority will run.
10. Don't stress about how you look.
  • Have you ever heard an animal complain about their hair once?

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